I was going through my brother’s room the other day when I came across his list of girls’ phone numbers that he is always bragging to me about. It was hard for me to stop laughing when I saw that it was full of phone sex numbers instead of girl’s numbers that he had met at the club. He is always waving it in front of my face and telling me how much of a player he is. He thinks he is so cool but, now, I know his secret.
In fact, I took a look at these phone numbers and decided I was going to call them and talk to the girls that he is always calling. I would pretend to be him and find out what he last talked about with each girl in his list. Then I could make fun of him without anyone knowing what was going on. At least that was the plan when I started.
The first phone sex numbers I tried seemed to be just the normal stuff I would have expected and there wasn’t much that I would be able to tease him about. It wasn’t until I got farther down his list that the ladies he was talking to started telling me stories that were getting weirder and weirder. I didn’t know whether to be amused or disturbed.
There was a couple of the phone sex numbers that were for mistresses and things link that. I thought that it wasn’t a big deal until I found out that HE was the one that was getting rammed in the ass by a rather large Amazon woman wearing a huge black strap on dildo. Now, that was something I could tease him about as he is one of the biggest non-anal type guys I have ever met. He has always told me how much he hated anything anal, yet, here he is getting fucked up the ass by some huge bitch wearing a strap on. Now, that is funny.
For the most part, all the phone sex numbers I called were ordinary every day phone sex stuff. All but maybe one of the women that I talked to were very nice and sounded sexy as hell. The one that wasn’t very nice was the one with the strap on and I didn’t stay too long with her. She will probably be really pissed at him the next time he calls her but that makes it even better for me.
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